You might be from Lancaster, PA if . . .
- Your idea of Chicken Pot Pie has nothing to do with a pie and you
can't figure out why people might think it would.
- Your driving lessons involved learning to avoid horse droppings.
- You
know at least 5 euphemisms for animal manure and at least 4 of them
involve food.
- You know how to cook, but not without butter.
- The only spices in your kitchen are salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You've ever missed school for the first day of deer season . . .
- . . . but didn't get in trouble.
- The following words mean something to you:
- Fire Hall
Wedding
- Chicken and Waffle Dinner
- Fire-police
- Wooly Bear
- Whoopie Pie
- You spend at least 30 minutes every summer day complaining about
New Jersey drivers.
- You don't understand why people would ever
want to see the Amish.
- The local Post Office used to be a
single-family home and they close between noon and 1 for lunch.
- You have ever ended a sentence with "a while".
- You do not giggle when you see the following signs:
- Lititz
- Intercourse
- Blue Ball
- Bird-in-Hand
- Mount Joy
[Submitted by A. Bachert]
- Paradise [Submitted by D. Poskanzer]
- Peach Bottom [Submitted by W. Brooks]
- Schuylkill [Submitted by A.
Barrett]
- You've heard of 7-11 but you've never seen one.
- You cannot buy beer and wine from the same store.
- Park City has nothing to do with skiing for you.
- Agnes 1972 means something to you and you can tell stories about
it.
- You pronounce Lancaster in "Burt Lancaster" differently from
Lancaster in "Lancaster, PA".
- And you giggle at people who say
"Aee-mish". [Submitted by B. McDonald]
- You personally know many people with the name:
- Lapp
- Lantz
- Stoltzfus (or Stoltzfoos)
- Zimmerman
- Zook
- Your iced tea is sweeter than Pepsi.
- You know someone who repairs gasoline-powered lawn mowers, but is
forbidden to own one.
- You think Fasnacht Day and Groundhog Day are national holidays.
- You know that eggs come in either white or brown . . .
- . . . and you have a preference.
- You think the Mississippi is just a tad wider than the
Susquehanna.
- You know who James Buchanan was.
- You can pronounce "Ephrata" [Submitted by C. Peters]
- . . . and "Strasburg." [Submitted by G. Martin]
- You don't have to be told what Shoo Fly Pie is. [Submitted by
L. Martin]
- You outen the lights at the end of the day. [Submitted by
G. Blauser]
- You go to the store when the milk is "all". [Submitted by
G. Blauser]
- You think orange traffic cones are the natural foliage surrounding
Route 30. [Submitted by C. Gresh]
- A "Bud" is not a beer and it's much better than those cheap
knockoffs, Hershey's kisses. [Submitted by C. Gresh]
- If they hadn't improved the highway, the trip from Lititz to Park
City wouldn't be as long. [Submitted by C. Gresh]
- The word "red" is a verb. [Submitted by D. & L. Xentaras]
- "Come with?" is a complete sentence. [Submitted by K. Estermyer]
- You know what Donkey baseball is. [Submitted by B. Zieseniss]
- You are a manure connoisseur. You can tell just by smell, whether
it is cow, pig, chicken or turkey and if it's from a pile or liquid
pit. [Submitted by J. Buckwalter]
- You know what a liquid pit is. [Submitted by J. Buckwalter]
- At times, you utter things like, "Throw the cow over the fence some hay."
[Submitted by P. Loken, B. Anderson]
- It may be raining, but the question is: "Is it makin' down?" or
"Is it really makin' down?" [Submitted by J. L. Mackey Sr.]
- The verb "to be" is useless: "Does Fido need out?" [Submitted by
J. Hittinger]
- You remember when Park City Mall had a flea market in the
basement. Or worse yet, a skating rink. [Submitted by J. Bowman]
- You know that "long johns" are something you eat, not something
you wear. [Submitted by J. Burton]
- You own quilts and know their names. [Submitted by C. Bensinger]
- You know what a Turkey Hill is . . .
- . . . and you've
ditched school to hang out there. [Submitted by B. West]
- . . . and
they're the only place that sells your favorite beverage. [Submitted
by A. Ruttkay]
- You've corrected all the errors while watching
Witness. [Submitted by A. Terranova]
- Rush hour is on Saturday afternoon -- in the summer. [Submitted by
A. Terranova]
- Scrapple --
- You love it.
- And yet you know what's in it.
[Submitted by A. Terranova]
- "Dinner" and "supper" are different concepts entirely. [Submitted
by E. Funk]
- Your wan has vindshield vipers (and so does your station
vagon). [Submitted by R. Underwood]
- You reocognize "Twin Kiss" and "Freez and Frizz," knowing that
Dairy Queen is a pale imitation. [Submitted by R. Underwood]
- The outhouse at the end of the cornfield isn't, but it has a phone
and a fax. [Submitted by H. Talbert]
- Dutch Wonderland is neither Dutch nor much of a Wonderland.
[Submitted by B. McDonald]
- You have a craving for ice cream . . .
- . . . when it
snows. [Submitted by K. Del Rance]
- You know "doplic" is indeed a word and nobody can tell you any
different. [Submitted by G. Gammache]
- WGAL is the source of all local celebrities and they create quite
a stir when they shop in the supermarket. [Submitted by
A. Ruttkay]
- You go out of state just to drive on smooth roads. [Submitted by M.
Shannauer]
- You've ordered "dippy eggs" for breakfast. [Submitted by M. Schnee,
J. Martin, M. Weiser]
- The Green Dragon ain't no Chinese restaurant. [Submitted by T. Bux]
- You know people who don't have cable television in the house, but do
have it in their barn. [Submitted by B. Collier]
- Three words: Red Beet Eggs. [Submitted by M. Schnee]
- You see no contradiction in the fact that "Manheim" is a township that
is completely different from "Manheim Township". [Submitted by D. Heefner]
- Bacon drippings are an ingredient for making salad dressing.
[Submitted by D. Baldwin]
- You think tourist attractions consist of a pretzel factory, a
chocolate factory and an Amish family out for a drive.
[Submitted by M. Charles]
- You display electric candles in your windows year-round.
[Submitted by J. Eckman]
- You know where and when to find the world's second-largest
chicken barbecue. [Submitted by S. Harman]
- You have eaten a "yellow meal": yellow chicken, yellow gravy,
yellow potato, yellow corn, yellow roll, yellow butter and yellow
salad dressing.
[Submitted by K. Makuc]
- You buy vegetables from an unattended roadside stand with an
"honor box." And you always leave more than the price because you
don't have correct change. [Submitted by D. Lewis]
- You know what "chow chow" is. [Submitted by JoAnn]
- You call Route 30 "the bypass".
[Submitted by JoAnn]
- Your kids get "rootchy" rather than sit still for too
long. [Submitted by A. Barrett]
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