No rhyme, no reason


In English, it is never enough to know the spelling of a word; the pronunciation must also be specified. While there are a few helpful rules of spelling, we learn pronunciation of new words only by trial and error. We guess a pronunciation based on experience, and then are laughed at when we make a serious error. And sometimes, we laugh at our friends when we think they're wrong. I still remember a friend from fourth grade who insisted on going to the "the-AY-ter".

A minor result of this curiosity of English is that many words rhyme that "shouldn't", and many that "should" don't. Collected here are a few sets of words that look like they ought to rhyme, but which vary in interesting ways. Notice, among other things, the large number of oddball words involving a "w" just before the vowel. This suggests that the letter "w" really does have a semi-vowel status, which explains why bash doesn't rhyme with wash, which "really" has a different vowel sound w(ua)sh.

aboveapprove
acheattachemustache
adwad
addlewaddle
adobeprobe
aftwaft
againattain
agueplaguePrague
allshall
allotballot
allowsallowwallow
allytally
alongamong
amberchamber
amenstamen
AmishfamishHamish
anwan
analcanal
andwand
angerdanger
anoncanon
antwant
anyzany
arebare
argonjargon
ArkansasKansas
armwarm
asgaswas
ascentnascent
ashwash
aspwasp
assailwassail
asternpastern
atswatwhat
aversaver
baggedragged
balletmalletwallet
bakednaked
bangedranged
banishDanish
banquetbouquet
barnwarn
barrelquarrel
barrenwarren
baselineVaseline
basesgases
batchwatch
bathswath
bathedpathed
batherfathergather
battlewattle
beaddead
beadyready
beakbreak
bearhear
beardheard
beastbreast
beatgreatsweat
beenseen
beerfreer
biercrier
binderhinder
bingedringed
bipedgriped
bisonprison
bisquerisque
biterliter
bloodfoodgood
blownbrown
boatCroat
bodyCody; grody
boingdoinggoing
Boisenoise
bombcombtomb
bombersomber
bonegoneone
bookkook
bootfoot
bothcloth
bothermother
boughcoughhiccoughthoughthroughtough
boughtdrought
bowerlower
bowlhowl
breatherweather
broadroad
bruiseguise
bruitfruitquit
Buickquick
bulldull
bullysully
bunionunion
burgersurger
buryjury
busflus
busesfuses
bushgush
busspuss
butput
butchhutch
cafestrafe
cajoledcaroled
campswamp
canapesjackanapes
canarygranary
cantonwanton
capswap
carwar
carawayfaraway
cardward
carpwarp
carryquarrystarry
cartwart
castepaste
caughtdraught
ceilingveiling
certainpertain
cheesegeese
cheatedcreated
chemisedemisepremise
chictic
chinorhino
chooseloose
chosedoselose
clichefiche
climblimb
climbedimbedlimbed
climbertimber
clothingfrothingnothing
coedshoedtoed
colicfolic
colonsolon
colordolor
comehome
comelyhomely
compromisepromise
coneyhoney
copierdopier
corkwork
couchtouch
coupsoup
covelovemove
covenprovenwoven
covermoverover
coverageoverage
coveralloverall
cowlow
cowboylowboy
cowardtoward
crevicedevice
crisesrises
crookedlooked
crossgross
croupiersoupier
daisThais
daughterlaughter
deafleaf
deathheath
debaclemanacle
debutrebut
debutedrefuted
decalfecal
decretedsecreted
defangedderanged
defeatedpermeated
deistheist
demonlemon
demurlemur
denialmenial
depositionreposition
despiterespite
determeter
detourdevour
deviledreviled
divelive
diverriver
divestjivest
dogo
doesgoes
dollroll
donkeymonkey
donorhonor
doseloserose
dossierglossier
doublerouble
douchetouche
douchestouches
dozenfrozen
drawerrawer
duetsuet
dumberlumber
earlynearly
earthhearth
egretregret
eightheight
eitherwither
emitexit
enabletenable
enclaveenslave
encourageentourage
enchantpenchant
engineentwine
epitomemetronome
ethertether
evenseven
evildevil
ewersewer
excitedexited
eyedpreyed
facilegracile
farishgarish
fastedtasted
fastenhasten
fastingtasting
fetalpetal
fetchedwretched
feudFreud
fevernever
fewsew
feveredreveredsevered
fiendfriend
fingergingersinger
flowerlower
fontfront
formworm
fosterposter
foulghoulsoul
fourhour
fromtomwhom
frontagemontage
fussypussy
futonputon
gallopwallop
gamelangameplan
gamestersemester
garagegarbage
garblewarble
gardenwarden
genusmenus
gildmild
glacierracier
gladiatorradiator
golfwolf
gougerouge
gulleypulley
hastynasty
havepave
heretherewere
heresyhereby
heretichermetic
hingedringed
hoeshoe
hollywholly
homeyhoney
honkmonk
hostagepostage
howlow
hungerplunger
idolaterisolater
implysimply
indictpredict
intopinto
iratepirate
isledmisled
isskisthis
ivyprivy
Judystudy
kilosilo
kindwind
lagerwager
lattematte
laidplaidsaid
laterwater
leaseplease
legatenegate
lintpint
livenriven
longedsponged
lorrysorryworry
lostpost
lousymousy
lynchsynch
macramemadame
magnatestagnate
massagepassage
maturenature
medialredial
messagedressage
modelyodel
mouserouse
mulletpullet
nationration
navelravel
Nigertiger
nitonpiton
northworth
noticenovice
novelshovel
numberplumber
omenwomen
omitvomit
oncesconce
opaqueplaque
outageoutrage
panderwander
pantwant
Periclestesticles
pettypretty
playerprayer
ponderwonder
predatesedate
prelaterelate
processprofess
properroper
pusherusher
recantsecant
reciperewipe
recuresecure
redoretro
regimeretime
relishrewish
ringedtinged
Romanwoman
salontalon
scarfwharf
scholarsolar
SimonTimon
southyouth
stingystringy
swordword
tenonxenon
trickedwicked
unableusable

I've hesitated to assemble pairs where one item is not a word, but a phrase, or where one word is a name. And yet I hate to have no place for such beauties as
figurinebig urine
malingerSalinger

Thanks to: Stephen Elliott for epitome/metronome.

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Last revised on 24 June 2002.